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		<title>Chad being Chad being Ocho being 8 and 5&#8230;And I LOVE it!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now you all have seen Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco 8 &#38; 5 kick the game winning extra point and subsequent kickoff last Thursday in New England.  For those of you who haven&#8217;t, go ahead and click play to view it.  Go ahead, I&#8217;ll wait.  It&#8217;s worth it. Waiting&#8230;..waiting&#8230;.done?  Alright. Any of you who follow [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bitingrump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6459272&amp;post=117&amp;subd=bitingrump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beltre of the Ball(less)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a man from Nantucket.  Who had a&#8230;.nevermind.   That&#8217;s the wrong limerick, wrong appendage and not at all appropriate for public consumption.  However; for one particular third baseman playing in the &#8220;Emerald City&#8221;, wearing a cup at the hot corner wasn&#8217;t for his consumption either. Now he&#8217;s lost a family jewel.  And I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bitingrump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6459272&amp;post=115&amp;subd=bitingrump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wide Receivers Are Wimps</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was putting together an injury column that I write for The Fantasy Football Trader (highly recommend this site), I noticed that most teams are just now playing their first preseason games this weekend, and already we have a large number of wide receiver injuries.  I guess the stereotype of the modern day wide [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bitingrump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6459272&amp;post=113&amp;subd=bitingrump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>God Hates The Mets</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry to break it to you Met fan, but God hates your team.  How else can you explain the injury situation?  For goodness sake, even Hawkeye and Hot Lips Hoolihan are thinking of coming out of retirement to help out this M.A.S.H. unit.  Here&#8217;s the carnage: Carlos Delgado (out since Apr 5) with hip surgery.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bitingrump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6459272&amp;post=111&amp;subd=bitingrump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>LenDale White Has An Alcohol Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tennessee Titans running back LenDale White recently showed up at Training Camp 30 lbs. lighter.  He attributed that weight loss to a change in his diet.  Well, if you want to call it a &#8220;diet&#8221;. Apparently, &#8220;fatdale&#8221;, err LenDale said the change in his diet was that he dropped all the tequila drinking.  He&#8217;s on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bitingrump.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6459272&amp;post=109&amp;subd=bitingrump&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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